she was so not down for the gang bang
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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