unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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