two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
