I'm jealous of your bromance
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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