look no pants
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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