are you so shy because you have an std?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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