You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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