hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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