that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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