All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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