windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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