Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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