she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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