based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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