lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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