Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he thought i was a dude.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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