Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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