i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She has the best kind of daddy issues
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
tell me about the eggs
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