Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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