just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
