Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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