I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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