I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm at about main and main street
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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