He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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