my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
