I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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