Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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