No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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