You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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