well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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