Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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