I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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