Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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