drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she smelled like a LAN party
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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