Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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