I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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