Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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