i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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