Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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