He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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