She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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