I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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