Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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