So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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