Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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