are you still at the devil's house?
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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