He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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