I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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