So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
my liver is dry heaving
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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