Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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