That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
