found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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