The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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