At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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